Okay…..so basically I did not start out as a good blogger. In my defense, I didn’t have a laptop and when I am at work I am so busy I don’t have time to update a blog. But my excuses are over, I got a new MacBook today….YIPPIE! It is a new one and I am really excited!!! I LOVE IT!!!!
For those of you that don’t know I moved to Mountain Home, Arkansas! I know…..what in the heck is in Arkansas? Well I am the Children’s Minister at my home church. It is kind of weird being back there but it is definitely where God wants me to be!
Okay…….the upcoming stories are true and have not be altered in any way:
Story #1 My mom asked me to come to the house for dinner one night. I accepted the offer and told her I would be there around six. I am driving out to my parents house, who live in the middle of nowhere, all of a sudden I see a tan flash, I hear a thud, I scream, and slam on the brakes. That’s right, I hit a dear. Thinking that things couldn’t get any worse, I get out to see the damage to my car. There really wasn’t that much, so I was relieved. Then these two men pull up in a truck. They get out and ask me if I am okay. I tell them I am fine. They then proceed to pull out a knife and walk over to the deer. I scream, “WHAT ARE YOU DOING?” They say they are going to cut the deers throat. I was totally grossed out. I tell them not to. They then ask me if I would like to take the deer home with me for meat. I say absolutely not. They walk back over to the deer, cut its throat, put it in the back of their truck, and drive off. What BARBARIANS!!! I didn’t know what just happened. Should I cry or throw up.
Story #2 My sister asked me if I wanted to go to Turkey Trot this year. It is a big festival that happens every year around here. I say, “SURE”. It is nice to get to spend time with niece and nephew so why not. We first arrive at the parade. The turn out is amazing considering the number of people that actually live in the town. Most of the people have come out of the word works to come to Turkey Trot. The parade begins. We are lucky to see more than five people with all their teeth. We saw all pageant winners too. There was a MISS DRUMSTICKS! When you thought it couldn’t get any better, there was a man riding a donkey, wearing a straw hat, and had absolutely no teeth. After the parade, we then proceeded to go to the square for the festivities. Now the following is completely true…….An airplane fly’s over the square and drops LIVE turkeys out of the plane. As the turkeys glide to the ground people start to chase after them. They hit the ground and you would think that it was money falling out of the sky. People are going nuts trying to catch these turkeys. I think to myself……where in the heck am I? After people catch the turkeys they carry them around like they are some sort of trophy or something. This was most definitely something I will never forget. If I saw a turkey on the ground, I would run away as fast as I could, not chase after it. Who are these people?
Well these are just a few of the exciting things that have been happening since I have moved to Arkansas. Who knows, maybe I should write a book about moving back to Arkansas after living in the city for 6 years. I am sure it would be a best seller!!!!